pizza hut

haha, i seldom type in english but typing in chinese is quite troublesome, and i'm kinda lazy after typing the blog bout the urine lab. hehe, of coz is not my mandarin-level problem, haha, it's becoz i'm so lazy to change the words one by one sometimes.

Today, Voon Chai The Wild-Animal suggested to go to pizza hut in genting klang on sunday night. However, we were so eager to try on the new pizza and decided to have it on today, haha, pity Voon Chai coz she will be back to her hometown. She "begged" us to change it on sunday.

And we as her best best frens, (or mayb "pig and dogs frens", lol), we left her 2 choices:

Choice 1:
We finally reached an agreement that we will accompany her again to have pizzas on sunday night with a condition that she pays for the pizzas. And as a sincere apology to her (as we go for pizzas on friday), we promise her to bring more frens to accompany her to pizza hut. (wa, so nice of us!)

Choice 2:
We suggested her on how to cheat her family to go back on tomorrow morning, such as discussion with frens on the assignments, , preparing for the exam next week, replacement class and so on, and she's finally did it after struggling for soooo long time! I think her brother and her share a similarity, which is EASY TO BE CHEATED! LOL!

So, she said she will join us today (so tat she doesn't have to pay the bills on sunday), however, we as her best best frens felt so sorry for her to delay her to go back to her hometown and taught her to cheat her family, so we decided to change the plan back to SUNDAY! LOL!!! yeah, y not sunday? she doesn't have to go back late and cheat her family, and we can have free pizzaS on sunday! hahaha...it's so obvious tat we r just kidding, (yala, we r so good, wont bully frens and cheat frens 1), but tis Voon Chai The Wild-Animal, she really believe tat we will go on sunday! SWT

But lastly, she ended up not joining us coz she's not feeling well. however, we will b ready n stand-by 24 hours (but only ppl r ready, money is not ready, keke) to accompany her to go to pizza hut on other days as a "compensation" to her, hehe. wah, tis kind of good frens, where to find o?

We have asked many ppl to join us, too bad, i think none of them r crazy enough to join us, so end up only 7 ppl going. =.="

The brand new pizza (ACCORDING TO THE HUNGRY-4-The Beasts, it tastes the same other than the shape changes and the new dunno wat thing in the center)

a group of hungry ppl...yeah, really 不客气

too bad, 3 of us, me, hann n chee shin lose to the Hungry-4-The-BeastSSSS, we only manage to get a glass of PEPSI each...but of coz la, we r very generous 1, wont kira with them and let them take our cute cute photos, haha

Hungry-4-The-Beasts. Yeah, they have no face to face ppl already coz they rampas our food. The plates in front of them r just a part of wat they had eaten. For those who refuse to join us today, i think u all have made a right decision becoz these 4 ppl(beasts) r here...haha

Tis is actually wat have they eaten, erm, haven include all actually, coz it's impossible to include all of them in a single photo, and the waiter can't wait to clean the dishes although they haven finish eating due to lack of plates i think...so u all can imagine la...haha

got so much money to show off but din belanja us...

The total amount is RM97.30. hhmm, hann, chee shin and me only had a RM1.80 pepsi each, together with 15% tax, 3 of us only use up around RM6.40, but we r so generous tat we r willing to devide RM97.30 by 7, RM13.90 each. wah, we r sooo good!

and here it goes, tat's the end of my blogging today. really tired of typing d...haha

*故事纯属虚构, except for the report of the wild animal, tat one is real 1...lol. the make up story part start when in the pizza hut...haha....but the generous characteristics of us is 100% real also...hahaha*

尿家将

今天的physio lab真是“尿味熏天”
我们竟然要为尿量temperature, volume, density & chloride-ion level
为了公平起见，每一组都要派出一位“尿者”组成“尿家将”
很不巧的，子星那组就只有他一位男生，不是派他还会派谁？公平吧！哈哈

尿大螂：jefferey哥。哇，几“淫”一下的眼神

尿二螂：mok哥。笑得好开心灿烂哦！（mok：“喵喵，那是因为做了一件伟大的事嘛！喵喵）
尿三螂：chee shin哥。从艺术角度看，这张照片其实是拍得很自然很写真的，哈哈 （这位家伙很不客气地在昨晚吃了榴莲，如果你们在lab嗅到榴莲味，还是验的尿有榴莲味，就是拜这位家伙所托啦！

尿四螂：han chuen哥。也是要从艺术角度看，那种隐隐约约带点“犹抱琵琶半遮面”的感觉，好比只拍单调的正面来得更出色！（哇，原来我是这么有艺术天分的！哈哈！）

在跟尿大螂拍照时，我们赫然发现他的眼睫毛实在是太长了，真叫人羡慕死

四位尿家将被逼喝的水，不喝的军法侍候！哈哈

盛尿壶。好大的beaker哦，难道准备的人expect尿家将装这么多？哈哈

时辰到！尿家将又出去盛尿了

好pro的验尿家在验着chloride ion test

连binatang liar也难逃握尿，被逼为尿量pH！还好，她还不至于liar到用嘴巴为尿量pH，哈哈

用hydrometer验尿，哇，这个最难搞！

量尿的volume

尿二螂还很沾沾自喜的show他的忠实尿友

在lab结束之前还有一个小小的Lost and found插曲，有人拾到了一支笔和一把minnie mouse的Q版尺（原来，biotech的人是爱Q版的东西）。哈哈，可惜的是，本人只是个professional的摄影师，拍完这东西后就拿着本人的手机走了，换句话说，此物的主人，你是要去sd的其中一间Lab自己找，他们大多数是在sd106，但谁知会有人手多帮它们换风水位？哈哈，所以，所谓的lost n found，是u lost it，we found it n left it，n u have to find again，哈哈

The Chronicles of Mok-ia

*tis blog is copy n paste from min-zhin. Since he's away to PJ until sunday and so eager to publish tis blog, he asks me to help him to post tis. So, all folks, as a professional writer, dun misunderstand, i'm not a copymiaomiao, hehe* --Ting

Believe in fate? Well this is a real life story, I mean, real life stor-ies... It happens, not once, but TWICE, to the ever famous ah mok. Here are how they started off:

Situation 1:

In Year 1 Semester 1 in FES, some friends and I went to PJ to collect our scholarship verification stuff. So, though very reluctant and tired, not to mention we had to hurry back to setapak for another lesson (it is computer studies, if I am not mistaken. See? We are sooooooo 伟大, computer studies also din ponteng. "Geng" ler.), we still have to go to PJ or else our scholarship will be soaked in the soup (erm, translation of 泡汤). If people ask why you fail to obtain your scholarship and your reason is: lazy to go to PJ, it will make you look very very stupid, men-siasui-kan diri and idiotic. Ok, enough of our story, let's get back to ah miao, er, I mean mokky miao.

So, we went to the admission office once we arrived at PJ. We showed the officers our IDs and stuffs and waited for the letters and so on. Then, suddenly, at the corner of our observant eyes, we managed to capture something very familiar. It was so familiar until it burnt our eyes badly. We saw a very old, raggy, dilapidated, very 残 and very 可怜 pencil box sitting all by itself at the counter. It was yellow and striped. Looks kinda familiar. Then, we look into each others eyes and it clicked - ah mok's long lost friend. To verify it, we checked for the unique label of mok's pencil case - a cute, but very dirty and sooty dog ornament - and eureka, there it was, hanging helplessly and abandoned for almost like, what, half a year??? Yea, mok lost it for 1 whole semester plus the semester break, so it made up about half a year. Pity the pencil case and the lonely dog, abandoned by the heartless owner. Haha!

Then, due to our kind-heartedness, we requested to examine the pencil case from the admission officer. Surprisingly, the officer was SOOOOO obliging and more than happy to give away the pencil case to us without suspecting us. Yala, siapa nak curi barang kuno yang uzur tu.... Or maybe that pencil had been an eye sore to the officers for half a year but they dunno where to place it coz they afraid the owner might come back anytime. After we secured the pencil case, we wore gloves and prepared the dissection kit. First, using a scalpel, we cut an opening on the case (no la, we just pulled the zip). Then, we were surprised. The pencil case was ........ EMPTY. The only surviving organs were a broken pencil and some eraser dust. Poor lil pencil case.

In order to accumulate more good deeds (积多一点德), we decided to take back to setapak so that we could confront the pencil case with its heartless, cruel owner (对峙). Of course, the owner was so happy when he saw his pencil case. At first, we thought he still missed his old pencil case and would not lose it again. But no, we were soooo wrong. This, would take us to another story.

Situation 2:

As we thought mokky will take good care of his pencil case, actually mokky is trying to find a suitable time to abandon his long time 伴侣 again. So, the following crime was documented where the mastermind of the crime was none other than the notorious ah mok:

Crime case : Abandoned Subject

Victim : A long-time friend cum life-time partner

Figure 1: The pencil case of Mok

Criminal : Mok Shao Feng a.k.a. ah mok, mokky miao, 莫名其妙

Figure 2: The Criminal Mok

Scene : Utar Bus BJE 7359 (FES campus)

Figure 3: The Suspected Bus

Time : 4 pm

Date : 23rd July, 2008

Motive : To get rid of the old friend so that he could get a better, newer and prettier one

Figure 4: The new pencil case he always wanted to replace the old one with.

He pretended to lost his pencil case in the bus and he thought he could lose it once and for all. But, when we learnt that he lost his pencil case again, we grew suspicious. Since he had past records of losing his pencil case, we wanted to ensure that this time he didn't really do it on purpose. So, we kept bugging him to retrieve his pencil case. Finally, he gave up and started to look for his precious case. He knew he left it in the bus (because he did it on purpose). At first, he asked for hao xue's favour to retrieve his case. But hao xue did not hitch the bus. So, all he could do was wait till the next morning. And guess what? The bus driver still kept his pencil case! Ah Mok looked (note that I highlighted, bold-ed and italicised the word "looked") happy and relieved as he was given back the pencil case. I don't know whether he was really happy or just beginning to think of another plan to lose his pencil case. If he does so, we will be watching his back closely.

*the following paragraphs are added by me. But sorry to say tat, u all will notice the BIG BIG BIG difference level of english, ie. University-GOD level (min-zhin's english) vs Kindergarten KID level (ah ting's english @ man-glish =.=), lol*--Ting

During the lab today, a rectangular and old pencil case with TWO LITTLE CUTE BEARS design on top of it caught my eyes. However, wat shocked me most is after knowing the owner of the pencil case. haha, let u all have a look at the pencil case 1st.

The pencil case--Notice the cute little BEARS, lol

Wah, the pencil case is sooo hard to open, really HIGH-SECURITY

Take note of the "oxidized" pencil case. The brown colour are rust. As a professional reporter, hehe, i just took a short time and manage to know the story bout it. the pencil case is used since primary school, hhmm, the owner is from STPM, 10+ years already!!! According to the owner's frens, the owner once claimed tat the pencil case is actually given by a teacher to him, thus he's unwilling to throw it. wah, so loyal to his teacher!

And the owner of tis pencil case is Kok Wei! a tall and seem-like-steady guy like him use a pencil case with two little cute bears, haha!!! mokky miao, pls learn from him and stop thinking of abandoning ur pencil case la. U should feel proud n lucky to have a pencil case like tat. The best part of it is it can protect the pendrives inside it for so long until it returns to ur hand again! (For the readers info, there r 3 pendrives inside it when it's lost on the bus. hehe, r u feeling a bit regret for not helping him to search for his pencil case?)

management lecture

今天的management lecture超无聊

没想到我特地迟到了她还比我迟开始 =.="

由于过于无聊

今天的木子和我又发颠了

今次的目标转移到biomed的丽婷和思涵

杰作一：

思涵这小孩子把电话放在桌上，被木子“借”用了一下，寄放在身为“保险箱”的我

呵呵，原本又要讲她风骚的照片作为wallpaper

怎知，木子和我竟然输给没有bluetooth和infrared的手机

我们无法把照片transfer到她手机，不用说，计划泡汤！唉！

结果就只有在她的wallpaper写了“死小孩，你的手机又被偷啦”

然后又偷偷放回原位

这位小孩还真好骗，

当我问木子该在wallpaper写些什么字，

木子很大声地说：“死小孩”，她还很大反应又很快地反过来瞪着我们

害到我措手不及的收了她手机，还以为她会看到，结果我们担心多了，哈哈

面对着好骗的她，木子和我笑到弯腰了，

在我们的狡辩“我们终于骗到丽婷的hp了”下，她竟然一点都没怀疑是我们拿了她手机

直到她看到wallpaper的字还说：“我还以为我发鸡盲看不到手机”

还问我们几时偷几时还，又说：“我真的没有发觉勒”，给她炸到

杰作二：

这次是丽婷啦

这位自恋的家伙，风骚的照片已像吃饭的次数一样

哈哈，这位的手机够high-tech，不用怕transter不到

当她回来时还慢条斯理的就是久久不按hp

真是苦了木子和我无法忍笑

这一位，中的是被我“光明正大”的换了wallpaper & screen saver

她看时还说：“喂，好丑哦！”（小姐，我放的是你自己风骚的照片呢！）

最好笑的是，我说要跟她借手机，她还很慷慨的“送羊入虎口”，哈哈

也还蛮好骗的，哈哈哈哈

杰作三：

其实这是出自biomed 的Ho师奶。 tissure paper也竟然给他改成一朵花，可惜无法拍下他在头上插花的样子。要怪就怪丽婷的手机的flash 打草惊蛇

总共用了5 种颜色的highlight。红，橙，黄，青，蓝

另一个角度，做的还蛮美的，不愧是Ho 师奶！

原来ho师奶使用塑胶圈做的

就这样，两小时的lecture度过了。最糟糕的是，木子和我都因为physio和biochem的成绩差答应自己要努力了，结果又酱虚度了光阴。看来我们虽然下定决心要努力，但同时更下定决心玩得更尽。努力读书，还真有点“心有余而力不足”，呵呵 =.="

Dream

Dear all,

I dream about all of you.

Really. That's why now 4.40am I am writing this post.

Haha! >.<

I only know Jac and xiuliang so both their faces are clear in my dream.

You guys were sitting in front of Starbucks at Kampar (although Kampar no starbucks yet it is just my dream ok)

And you people take my phone number from me.

Then my alarm rang and I have to study for math test later. =.=

KahYee

无聊的我们

无可否认，我们考完microbiology有点无聊
本人甚至有点好像考完final的感觉，哈哈
（我想多了，不好意思）
你们以为我们只在google type 朋友的名字
这样的消遣怎会足够？
哈哈，“废人帮”的杰作怎会这样少？

杰作一：
在别人biochem presentation时，我们听得有点无聊，（s block的回音很严重，的确有点听不清楚，听清楚了也听不懂，哈哈哈），我们又吹起了te2文化，那就是“give them a clap”。都说是“a clap”，所以掌声只拍了一下，哈哈。之后，这玩意竟然被木子大人进化变成“monoclap”，“diclap”，“triclap”，“tetraclap” 和“a lot of claps”。还有无聊的chee shin竟然写在纸上传给整班宣传。可惜，因为这玩意太新，怕大家的默契不够，所以就告吹了。

杰作二：
同样亦在biochem presentation的时候。此时，dr. choo和我们都开OT了，那种想回家又没得回的感觉很纳闷。clapping的玩意玩得不够过瘾。结果，木子大人在本人的一句“那天我偷偷换了piang手机的wallpaper（哈哈，是什么wallpaper，你们还是自己问piang s.a.w吧！）”之后又有新玩意，跟文采和yong yong借了手机，帮她们换了她们自己风骚的照片为wallpaper。

生平准备为国捐躯的她，把大红花插在头发上，还摆出了一丝腼腆由蕴藏着洋洋得意的样子，一向来steady的她干吗又插花在头发上？哈哈 （yongyong，对不起啦，我忍不住想post，哈哈）

文采的照片我目前还没有，下次再跟大人拿，只是现在略略的形容：文采那一张呢，就显得比较38了点，开起“five”的手势，眼睛睁得大大的，但嘴巴开得更是大，不知是否要欢迎苍蝇飞进去。脸上还带点春风满面，不知是什么事让她如此的风骚？

（本人经过再三考虑，还是觉得先得到他们的同意才将这照片放上来吧！）

杰作三：
这一次发生在physiology lecture。dr wong问大家，“which fish can live without water”。大家都沉静很想认真地在思考（或许有些静是因为见着周公），很聪明的piang s.a.w就在此时说出了“水鱼”（翻译成广东）。哇塞，dr wong立即说：“水鱼不是鱼！”哈哈，上个sem她花了半个sem的时间教我们biodiversity，怎知我们至今把“水鱼”当是鱼！真是苦了她，哈哈

今天还有一个笑话，那就是出自min-zhin的，他说：“以前考piano的时候我问老师，万一弹到一半要将谱翻去另一面该怎么办？”老师就建议说“可以用page turner，一小时五十块”。咦？要钱的哦，是什么机器这么high tech可以帮人翻书？那就当然很自然的问page turner是什么东西来？结果，老师竟然说：“huh? page turner是一个人来！”真的是被炸到

这几天太过无聊，这么无聊的东西也拿来讲，哈哈

Microbes. Crave for more??

Well, have something to share with all of you. We've just finished our Microbiology midterm. I'm sure now our mind are still fresh with all those viruses, bacteria and microbes. Here is a site, that may appear interesting and useful to some of us (obviously not everybody interested).

Check it out by clicking the link below:

Adopt A Microb

Have you ever imagine E. coli as something as cute as this? ^^

在google里的我们...

今天考完micro之后大家都很闲

所以大家都挤到S block的computer lab去了

可能是太"显"了...

所以本大人我开始了做一个即无聊又有趣的事情

相信有看过wanted这部电影的同鞋应该记得戏里面的男主角一直上google去type自己的名字然后search...

应该是为了寻找自己的存在价值吧?

所以本大人我就学学他...

把身边几位同鞋包括我自己的名字type进去search

结果...

还真有不少"意外收获"呢!!

首先是我们的lim zhi xian同鞋!!

http://www.google.com.my/search?hl=en&q=%22lim+zhi+xian%22&meta=

http://chocoballsmuacz.blogspot.com/2008_03_01_archive.html

哇!!!原来还有人讨厌我们的林同鞋呢!!

再来就是很厉害的木子大人我啦~

http://www.google.com.my/search?hl=en&q=%22lee+yin+yee%22&meta=
原来我是大老板!!!!

err...原来我是男人?!

原来我５８岁?!!!!!!!!

最后最后!!!

当!当!当!挡!

就是mok mok的真实故事哦!!!(100%真实)

http://www.google.com.my/search?hl=en&q=%22mok+shao+feng%22&meta=

http://boonwoeic.blogspot.com/2006/11/today-is-dammmmm-farniee-day-lar-at.html

我真的没有想到会把mok mok的"旧情事"给search出来的!!

真的是意外收获!!

BT恐怖区：背后灵的传奇

以下故事纯为虚假，与在生或死去的无关。如有雷同，纯粹巧合。（一定不可能的啦！）

近日来，流传了一段科学室里有幽灵的故事

不晓得其他BT同学有没有留意呢？……

别怕，本少今天将一一的，为大家，揭晓……

最近上lab的时候，我们都得拍下slides的图片来当观察，当然同时中，一定会有些无聊仔到处东拍西照，或是玩自拍等等。很不幸的，那些玩笑当中，竟然，拍出了不堪设想的东西出来。

两位受害者Wynnie和Juoanne当然十分害怕，找了我来分析。看清楚一些，突然间毛骨悚然，鸡皮疙瘩全都起来了。我想了很久，原本不想相信这是事实，可是人证物证，照片都有，我，真的无话可说。

事情，就在一年前发生……照片里的那个人，我的却认识。他就是我的死党，认泉兄。那一天，外头雷电交加，雨水狂浇。在大雨呼呼缓缓的当下，我和他留下来为我们的组继续做实验。应该是microbiology课，如果没记错。那天我们发现了新的virus，形状很可怪，但是真的无可抵赖，它就真的存在，是认泉兄先看见那个virus。突然间，我肚子疼，忍无可忍之下，我将画virus的任务交给了他，就匆匆的跑出去。回来时，认泉兄人已不见，留下的，就是一张画，还有这场面……

当我赶回来时，就看见这样的情形，惊讶万分！

这就是，认泉兄留下的最后一个笔记……

贩黄的照片，只留下丝丝的回忆

有专家说，这virus名称叫Meehoonvirus，非常独特，因为它是multi-stranded!(头顶上有一碗米粉般多的DNA结构)，所以非常复杂，分解能力也非常的强。还有更经典的是，我们知道virus的binding site非常独特，研究家发现MHV(也就是meehoonvirus简称）是专门bind在人类吃下米粉消化到49.9%后所出现的特别binding site。荒谬，简直太独特了！而且那天很不幸的，认泉兄确实在cafeteria吃了一大碗炒米粉。所以呢，认泉兄应该是不小心，给这个virus分解了。不然，没有其他可能的解释为什么他出事，我却没事。此外，大家也认为狂风暴雨的天气，没有人会剥下衣服裤子，然后搞失踪。没想到，一年后，竟然成为了lab spirit，也就是，科学室背后灵！！！！

吓倒了吧，呵呵，microbiology读到发烧了，所以请大家见谅。在此向主角RQ说声对不起，如果冒犯了的话。故事是因为一连串的搞笑事件慢慢连起来的，所以这故事才会如此诞生。

神的旨意!!

由于真的太九太久太久没有update了...
所以本大人今天做大赠送,买一送一!!
post 多一篇...
这应该是week 1或者是week 2的时候做microbio lab的时候发生的事
话说我们biotech都算几"神仙满天飞"一下...
先不用说别的...
我们有著名的鼻涕神--minzhin大人
还有仙家piang--piang s.a.w
甚至还有睡神---yongyong
虽说有很多神,可是到目前为止都似乎没发生过什么"灵异事件"
直到....
这个sem开始的时候我们上microbio lab的时候发生了一件很"仙家"的事
那就是...我们收到神的旨意了!!!
那天的lab是叫我们自己做negative or indirect staining...
然后放在microscope下面看...
就在这个时候...
我们看到了神的旨意!!!


神的旨意(进阶版)


神的旨意(终极版)


那大家看明白神到底想表达什么了吗?

明白的话...

请call白车...
"青山"比较适合你...

所以我们请来神的代言人---piang s.a.w来为我们进行translation


结果仙家piang s.a.w很仙家地说了一句:"yeah~"

(muzhi:"真的被你揸到...")

UTAR "校花"?!

好久好久好久没有上来update一下blog了...

没办法...人出名了就是比较忙...哈哈~~

好啦...今天本大人心情不错

就让本大人来update一下咱们的blog

话说上星期上management的时候我和petshee(技安&阿福)发现桌子上有一个"漂亮妹妹"的画像

就是这张:

我已经尽量把画像"复原"到最original的样子了...

基于我们俩的艺术细胞不受控制...发生了mutation

所以我们手痒痒给这个"漂亮妹妹"添上了几笔...

结果...当当当当!!!

UTAr "校花"就此诞生!!!

是不是靓爆镜叻??

啊哈哈哈哈~~~

看来"技安和阿福"的搞笑功力并没有退步啊~~

技安& 阿福