The Chronicles of Mok-ia

*tis blog is copy n paste from min-zhin. Since he's away to PJ until sunday and so eager to publish tis blog, he asks me to help him to post tis. So, all folks, as a professional writer, dun misunderstand, i'm not a copymiaomiao, hehe* --Ting

Believe in fate? Well this is a real life story, I mean, real life stor-ies... It happens, not once, but TWICE, to the ever famous ah mok. Here are how they started off:

Situation 1:

In Year 1 Semester 1 in FES, some friends and I went to PJ to collect our scholarship verification stuff. So, though very reluctant and tired, not to mention we had to hurry back to setapak for another lesson (it is computer studies, if I am not mistaken. See? We are sooooooo 伟大, computer studies also din ponteng. "Geng" ler.), we still have to go to PJ or else our scholarship will be soaked in the soup (erm, translation of 泡汤). If people ask why you fail to obtain your scholarship and your reason is: lazy to go to PJ, it will make you look very very stupid, men-siasui-kan diri and idiotic. Ok, enough of our story, let's get back to ah miao, er, I mean mokky miao.

So, we went to the admission office once we arrived at PJ. We showed the officers our IDs and stuffs and waited for the letters and so on. Then, suddenly, at the corner of our observant eyes, we managed to capture something very familiar. It was so familiar until it burnt our eyes badly. We saw a very old, raggy, dilapidated, very 残 and very 可怜 pencil box sitting all by itself at the counter. It was yellow and striped. Looks kinda familiar. Then, we look into each others eyes and it clicked - ah mok's long lost friend. To verify it, we checked for the unique label of mok's pencil case - a cute, but very dirty and sooty dog ornament - and eureka, there it was, hanging helplessly and abandoned for almost like, what, half a year??? Yea, mok lost it for 1 whole semester plus the semester break, so it made up about half a year. Pity the pencil case and the lonely dog, abandoned by the heartless owner. Haha!

Then, due to our kind-heartedness, we requested to examine the pencil case from the admission officer. Surprisingly, the officer was SOOOOO obliging and more than happy to give away the pencil case to us without suspecting us. Yala, siapa nak curi barang kuno yang uzur tu.... Or maybe that pencil had been an eye sore to the officers for half a year but they dunno where to place it coz they afraid the owner might come back anytime. After we secured the pencil case, we wore gloves and prepared the dissection kit. First, using a scalpel, we cut an opening on the case (no la, we just pulled the zip). Then, we were surprised. The pencil case was ........ EMPTY. The only surviving organs were a broken pencil and some eraser dust. Poor lil pencil case.

In order to accumulate more good deeds (积多一点德), we decided to take back to setapak so that we could confront the pencil case with its heartless, cruel owner (对峙). Of course, the owner was so happy when he saw his pencil case. At first, we thought he still missed his old pencil case and would not lose it again. But no, we were soooo wrong. This, would take us to another story.

Situation 2:

As we thought mokky will take good care of his pencil case, actually mokky is trying to find a suitable time to abandon his long time 伴侣 again. So, the following crime was documented where the mastermind of the crime was none other than the notorious ah mok:

Crime case : Abandoned Subject

Victim : A long-time friend cum life-time partner

Figure 1: The pencil case of Mok

Criminal : Mok Shao Feng a.k.a. ah mok, mokky miao, 莫名其妙

Figure 2: The Criminal Mok

Scene : Utar Bus BJE 7359 (FES campus)

Figure 3: The Suspected Bus

Time : 4 pm

Date : 23rd July, 2008

Motive : To get rid of the old friend so that he could get a better, newer and prettier one

Figure 4: The new pencil case he always wanted to replace the old one with.

He pretended to lost his pencil case in the bus and he thought he could lose it once and for all. But, when we learnt that he lost his pencil case again, we grew suspicious. Since he had past records of losing his pencil case, we wanted to ensure that this time he didn't really do it on purpose. So, we kept bugging him to retrieve his pencil case. Finally, he gave up and started to look for his precious case. He knew he left it in the bus (because he did it on purpose). At first, he asked for hao xue's favour to retrieve his case. But hao xue did not hitch the bus. So, all he could do was wait till the next morning. And guess what? The bus driver still kept his pencil case! Ah Mok looked (note that I highlighted, bold-ed and italicised the word "looked") happy and relieved as he was given back the pencil case. I don't know whether he was really happy or just beginning to think of another plan to lose his pencil case. If he does so, we will be watching his back closely.

*the following paragraphs are added by me. But sorry to say tat, u all will notice the BIG BIG BIG difference level of english, ie. University-GOD level (min-zhin's english) vs Kindergarten KID level (ah ting's english @ man-glish =.=), lol*--Ting

During the lab today, a rectangular and old pencil case with TWO LITTLE CUTE BEARS design on top of it caught my eyes. However, wat shocked me most is after knowing the owner of the pencil case. haha, let u all have a look at the pencil case 1st.

The pencil case--Notice the cute little BEARS, lol

Wah, the pencil case is sooo hard to open, really HIGH-SECURITY

Take note of the "oxidized" pencil case. The brown colour are rust. As a professional reporter, hehe, i just took a short time and manage to know the story bout it. the pencil case is used since primary school, hhmm, the owner is from STPM, 10+ years already!!! According to the owner's frens, the owner once claimed tat the pencil case is actually given by a teacher to him, thus he's unwilling to throw it. wah, so loyal to his teacher!

And the owner of tis pencil case is Kok Wei! a tall and seem-like-steady guy like him use a pencil case with two little cute bears, haha!!! mokky miao, pls learn from him and stop thinking of abandoning ur pencil case la. U should feel proud n lucky to have a pencil case like tat. The best part of it is it can protect the pendrives inside it for so long until it returns to ur hand again! (For the readers info, there r 3 pendrives inside it when it's lost on the bus. hehe, r u feeling a bit regret for not helping him to search for his pencil case?)